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student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
Chaos, pure chaos.”
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
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Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.
There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'
According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.
by Partydoos January 20, 2020
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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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9L Science

Holy shit we're missing out on another lesson of 9L Science next Friday!!!
by PotatoSkin1239876Roger May 16, 2021
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Science

Science is a study of physical and natural phenomena
Science is good bro
by HOKKIENguy February 19, 2021
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