cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.

Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!

by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018

gyllenhaal sandwich

To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.

Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.

by Jonathan Harford May 24, 2004

Shit Sandwich

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

by Tekid October 26, 2007

cunt sandwich

a sexual act done by crack whore lesbians by pounding their twats together.

Whoa! That cunt sandwich is mking my penis explode!

by jimmy nutsack May 10, 2006

Sandwich Artist

A person who is masterful at arranging threesomes or other group sex scenarios.

Hugh Hefner is the consummate sandwich artist.

by G-Army July 21, 2009

rape sandwich

(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)

An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.

See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.

JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*

by Aero Zeppelin November 25, 2007

Ham Sandwich

A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.

The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.

by jillhen December 11, 2010