A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.
Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
by ccrombeye June 11, 2023
Get the zesty straightmug. by VOSSA July 21, 2011
Get the Straight Peezmug. -Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
Get the Straight Clownmug. A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it
by Miso19888 July 1, 2021
Get the Straight Cheddarmug. A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
Get the Ultra Straightmug. When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hailmug. A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.
Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"
Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"
Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."
Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"
Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"
by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019
Get the Straight Dustmug.