The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006
by Costas House November 28, 2019
when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls
i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
by Perfek360 July 22, 2006
A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain
by Woody September 20, 2003
WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.
by 50racer October 11, 2020
A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain
I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.