by Costas House November 28, 2019
when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls
i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
by Perfek360 July 22, 2006
The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006
A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015
by Lil Welch December 17, 2019
A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
by PearcyM8 July 23, 2020