shit stained balls

when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls

i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.

by Perfek360 July 22, 2006

Jelly Stain

The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".

Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.

"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."

Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

doo-doo stains

A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)

Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!

billy got doo-doo stains on the back of his pants

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

Covid pee stain

A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain

I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.

by anonymous December 2, 2020

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

stain that shit up

When your dog barks nonstop with or without a reason.

WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.

by 50racer October 11, 2020

Cum stain mafia

A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain

Ya I rep the cum stain mafia

by Lil Welch December 16, 2019