snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

Snotted

I fell

The other day I drank and on the walk home I absolutely snotted myself

by Watch me whip was naynay Níamh March 6, 2022

Hot snot

The droplets left on the plate or table which are formed when doing hotrails

Crystal: "How are we gonna get more shards!? "
Murf: "Yeah, but I've been saving the hot snot all week. We'll be good for a few more days."

by Flipperwood206 May 4, 2024

Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.

I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.

by I am the Travis November 29, 2020

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

snot scranner

word used to describe connor holdogs daily activity of eating his snotties

connor is a reet snot scranner

by j2theT August 24, 2024

bloody snot twat

Vaginal secretion consisting of blood+ female ejaculate+semen all in descending. Gravity influencing flow path. Quantity could be trickle or tsunami drippin out of mommy .

Man you ever tasted a bloody snot twat ? I made my girl taste a bloody snot cock w/ doodoo so it was the least I doodoo ! Damn I need some mouth wash . Hey, don't ask & I won't tell . BETTHAT !

by Han $olo October 8, 2023