The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.

"That lady put Jell-O in my socks. She had awfully big teeth, I'll bet she was a snakeopotamus."

snakeopotamus by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009

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Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

Corn Eyed Butt Snake by Julio Mundo March 25, 2008

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Carpet snake

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

Carpet snake by rebeccah January 23, 2007

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Shakespeare

History's greatest playwright, and one of the greatest poets.

He used English like Hendrix used the guitar.

Just get an annotated version of one of Shakespeare's works if you can't understand it.

Shakespeare by Michael Magus December 27, 2005

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