pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

by sandwix June 23, 2008

dirty shower curtain

A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.

I bet those homeless people do the dirty shower curtain

by Ballislyfe May 2, 2015

Misty Shower

When a person is giving you a blow job while you are vaping, and right before you cum you blow a cloud of vapor in his or her face, then proceed to cum on his or her face through the vapor.

“Hey Susie, do you mind if a vape while you give me head?”
“You better not. I won’t keep doing this if you keep giving me misty showers.”

by russianpeeparty March 30, 2018

jamacian shower

To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expanding the smoke.

Shit, that jamaican shower was fuckin sweet! I'm still trippin!

by Mr. Moe March 31, 2005

shower jaw

similar to curb stomping but done in prison showers where the victim bites the shower head and you high kick his head into the shower head, thus giving him a shower jaw,

dave:wtf happened to you?
joe:i jus gawt shower jaw
dave;that sucks
joe:fukk yu ash howl

by james maddrox June 22, 2008

Dark Shower

Taking a shower without any lights or candles on either by yourself or with others.

The best way to get to know somebody is by taking a dark shower together!

by Lo_Lo April 8, 2011

Generational Shower

When a father takes his son into the shower with him, and the son sees his father's dick and remembers it forever. A method of making your son always think you are better than him.

I can't fight my dad, when I was 5 we took a generational shower and I know he is more man than me.

by Pod Awful April 24, 2011