A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
Get the Laporta Slapmug. The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 3, 2019
Get the plum slapmug. When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
Get the Andouille Slapmug. A more polite way of telling someone to F off or can be used as a way to dismiss something/someone…Originated in the Bronx, NY
Boogie: My landlord keeps asking me for the rent even though it’s not due until next week
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
by The Bronx Boyz February 24, 2023
Get the slap it easymug. I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Sloppy Slappingmug. We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.
by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010
Get the Mammy Slapmug. by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013
Get the slapping titsmug.