shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 9, 2017

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

the term that plagues everyone's nightmares

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?
yes
wrong

by coolwhip223 February 12, 2020

wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006

Bitch Shoulda known

When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.

Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.

Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.

by Bennyamd October 13, 2015

Broad shoulders

Bitches named Bella

Max: Wow! Bella has really broad shoulders!

by hamiltonsoundtracklover June 21, 2019

rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 8, 2021

talkin to his shoulder

When a cop talks into his shoulder radio. Usually to call in a crime.

After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."

by Psychwrite October 17, 2008