When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
by Leesuschrist January 02, 2022
a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
by smallballer March 20, 2009
I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!
by Evelynne Wicker May 03, 2004
A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.
A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.
A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.
Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.
Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.
Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.
by Chevi Lovaine January 24, 2012
When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.
"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
by Matmantha September 04, 2014
The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.
by Dragonheart April 11, 2009
shit on a stick u dumbass!!!
by Lisa February 16, 2004