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Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
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Screen Shout

When you can't figure out how to put references using Beamer on a presentation due in a few hours, then do figure that out.
by LebaneseOverthinker July 3, 2020
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shadow screen

Using vague or misleading language to make a statement that protects your argument from being critically rejected.
“Economic prosperity worldwide is the number one driver of clean water and clean air” as said by Clay Higgins is a shadow screen for rich countries to pollute and pretend it is good for the world.
by Evidencebased1 July 21, 2024
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Giant Screen Reveal

That moment at the end of a movie (Hackers, Anti-Trust, Johnny Mnemonic, or The Running Man) in which the bad guy's evil plans are spilled to the world over one (or several) large screens, often broadcast over a large city block or two.
We were watching a movie about an evil conglomerate when the Big Boss's plans were revealed in a Giant Screen Reveal as he spoke them without realizing they were being broadcast.
by ElegantButler March 13, 2018
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green screen kid

A little kid who repost's a video with them hiding in the corner, and then the video proceeds to get more popular than the original video
by ELOISNOWONURBANDICTIONARY March 24, 2024
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grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“
by Excabur February 25, 2021
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