Sammy

Sammy’s farts smell like poopies…😳🤮🤢
Boozle always has the zoomies
Sammy makes delicious food
And it’s usually pretty good,
But her sarcasm is not good

Sammy is always nicely dressed
My sister is the best

You’re being such a Sammy

by Skyskyskyskysky June 23, 2023

Sammy boi

It’s an abbreviation of jamil the hacker professionally known as jammy boi sammy boi. He crashes online classes and shows his penis to the girls attending the classes

My friend is a Sammy boi . He loves to show his dick to girls online

by Bigboyfatyy December 4, 2022

Sammy

An insane human being who needs a psyco hospital as well as a boyfriend even if they are male or female.

Your such a Sammy

by Saneed June 25, 2018

Sammie

amazing and funny and worth the world although she doesn’t believe it

guy 1: she’s so shy but she’s really pretty
guy 2: yeah she’s such a sammie

girl 1: i’m gonna try to talk to her wish me luck guys!

by annoyinguglyweirdo May 24, 2018

Sammy

To do a Sammy is to have a wank using moisturiser as lube.

‘Oh last night I had a Sammy and it was great!’

by Hijbh September 14, 2022

Sammy

sammy is a person who is very warmhearted and adorable. Sammy falls in love with the one he wants to stay forever. Sammy and his girlfriend are an unbeatable couple, which can fight all problems. In Sammy you fall in love immediately, because he has a loving character. He would never leave his love alone. He is also very kind and really funny. Sammy is the person who brings light into your life. Sammy's giving positiv energy and motivation. He is the one for you to stay forever.
You'll never find someone like him again, so if you get the chance - never let him go. Once he is in your life, your whole world is full of love.

Sammy? I love never forget that just the way you are, never forget that!

by J.kbt November 7, 2019

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023