Sam

Someone who gets trapped in the toilet.

"did you hear what happened the other day, she was a total sam".

"There she was taking pictures of the guy's skidmarks when the door locked itself behind her, she had to phone for help, what a sam moment".

by Gizmoobb117 February 26, 2012

sam brownback

Eight bear gays stuffed in a Ford Mustang, smelling each others' fingers while going to an antique shop.

We took a sam brownback and let me tell you, the journey was better than the destination.

by trzz333 November 21, 2013

sam zags

a cunt who has no friends and is the hugest gap. he is a pussy and fake at times but some hoe has 18 girlfriends. he is the kind of person who will live in him parents basement for the rest of his life

oh that guy is a loser...,he is clearly a sam zags

by your mom who is a hoe February 25, 2017

a Yosemite Sam

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008

Sam

A girls name, short for Samantha. Generally perfection.

"Man, if only my girlfriend was more of a Sam."

by Daniel o'D October 7, 2006

Sam

Sam: To be of equal or greater coolness than a unicorn pimp.

Shit son, that dude(tte) just out-pimped that unicorn!" "Dayumn foo, must be a Sam.

by UncleSamFFI May 21, 2011

Sam

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet. He is kind, patient, and selfless and his smile is just pure gold. There is something magnetic about him...something that draws you in and makes you never want to let go. He’s the glue for all your broken pieces.

Friend: Ah I see you have that smile on your face again!! Talking to Sam?

Me: Yeah, I’m telling you there’s just something about this guy I can’t describe. He makes me so happy to be alive.

by Emilyrichardson__@804 February 27, 2021