Ryan

A random Jew you might meet on the street smoking tea leaves and listening to Vanilla Ice. He's a computer nerd who enjoys slicing n00b's throats then stringing them up by their toes. This particular sub-breed of human possesses a sexifullness that has been hitherto unachieved by mankind.

Woah, dude...he's totally RYAN!

by kaitmonster October 16, 2008

Ryan

An obvious error made, usually when working. Often results in "Quick Question"

"That was such a ryan"

by KFenn January 15, 2008

Ryan

A homosexual slur, derogatory in nature. Intended for ridicule. Synonymous with gay, faggot, and other homosexual slurs

"Did you know that kid that jerks off to his Xbox all day?"
"Yea that kid is such a Ryan"

by DankWeed February 3, 2010

Ryan

Smart, blonde haired, usually has a less than average penis. Humor isn't really his thing. He excels at binge watching netflix and politics. Highly developed fine balance between being the next Einstein and fucking twat.

That boy's definitely a Ryan.

by iamajedi April 12, 2015

Ryan

A short guy who struggles with addictions. Ryan has multiple kids with multiple woman, that he does not support. He is basically a man whore, who thinks its cool to have babies all over the country side. He owns nothing and mooches off everyone. Ryan will never grow up and struggles with little man syndrome. He thinks he is tough because he can abuse woman, children and even animals.

Did you hear about Ryan being charged for the third time for beating up that girl?

by Truth80 August 10, 2016

Ryan

A confused gangster who shoots unstable niggers (which he may or may not call "Mondays"). He wears pink chonies especially when he is "going to the store" with his buddies. Do not let a Ryan look in the mirror too long or Pedro will possess his body. He adores his extremely hot girlfriend who is obsessed with him. Oh and his girlfriend is fucking awesome.

Ryan: looks in the mirror "damn!"

Laurel (hotter girlfriend): "i love you honey..."

Ryan: "You love me? Go make me a sandwich!"

Laurel: "fuck you Pedro."

Ryan: "... but i wuv you boo boo."

Laurel: "OK!!! :)"

by lololovesyou December 13, 2010

Ryan

Faggot

Why do you always have to be a Ryan and touch little boys?

by jared hankey October 16, 2008