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Riding dirty

Continuing one's activities after having defecated without wiping one's anus. In other terms, not wiping yo' ass after shitting
Gangsta: Yo, man, he was riding dirty all night last night.
Homedawg: Yeah, man. That must explain why he smell like crap.
by Ward8 June 11, 2006
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Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
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Riding The Red Pony

Slang for a woman on her period.
"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012
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riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.
She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.
by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015
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riding clean

Looking like you got money, a clean car does not mean no trash, it means whoever is saying that you're "riding clean" likes your car.
Example "Yo my fam that 1984 Buick is sweet, you riding clean now because you were in that raggedy 1983 rusty Buick last year."
by $streetTalk August 7, 2015
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riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.
"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."
by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015
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Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"
by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015
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