9 day retreat

hey if you cannot come, can i?

she came home from a 9 day retreat and said hey if you cannot come, can i?

by Krkič July 16, 2022

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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger July 26, 2022

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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023

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Balls Deep No Retreat

When you go Balls Deep with no escape plan.

I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama

by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023

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Hypothesis of Retrocausality

A speculative framework proposing that retrocausality—future events influencing the past—is a real physical phenomenon, not just a mathematical curiosity. The Hypothesis of Retrocausality suggests that time's arrow is not fundamental but emergent, and that at deeper levels, causation flows both ways. This could resolve quantum paradoxes (like wavefunction collapse), explain non-locality, and even open possibilities for time-symmetric physics. The hypothesis is not yet proven, but it offers a elegant way to think about quantum mechanics: the future and past are in dialogue, each shaping the other. It's a radical reimagining of causality itself.

Hypothesis of Retrocausality "Entanglement seems to connect particles across time as well as space. Retrocausality hypothesis says: maybe the future measurement influences the past preparation. Not spooky action at a distance, but spooky action across time. The universe might be a four-dimensional block where past and future are equally real—and equally causal."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026

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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

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