A common religion coming from the north-west very common in states such as Ohio, Washington, Wyoming, and Nebraska and many more. In this religion the males wear Hoodie over their heads, while women don't have any customs. This religion follows the belief of the Bible.
by The World Of Men October 26, 2020
Get the Hoodie Religionmug. Religion is a act of worship, as an example;
Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.
Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.
Cathilic: My religion is Catholism.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.
It's ok to be religious, it's ok to be atheist.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.
It's ok to be religious, it's ok to be atheist.
by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022
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Get the Religionousmug. by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021
Get the religionmug. A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.
by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 21, 2025
Get the Religion cos playmug. Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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