The Religion Nazi

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.

News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

religion

A potentially dangerous and self-destructive delusion

"Dude...I think I'm the son of god."
"Jesus, shut up already with this religion stuff, you're ruining my buzz..."

by TFE February 20, 2007

religion

Religion is an anachronistic vestige of pre-modern societies. Religion offers comforting, though naive and often inaccurate, explanations about the origins and future of humankind, the Earth and just about everything else. Religion is often learned in youth - when children readily mimic the behavior of their parents, siblings and peers. Unfortunately, most adults never recognize that the religious perspectives, values and practices that they were indoctrinated with as children are poorly suited to living in a modern scientifically oriented society where it is understood that there is no empirical evidence for such things as: magic, demons, angels, gods, heaven, hell, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, Santa Claus and the boogy man.

Religions continue to exist today because they are inherently adaptable; religious dogma changes markedly over time. Moreover, the many conflicting codes of behavior that religions advance can be used to justify any attitude or action, regardless of what the current century may be.

christianity, islamism, judiasm, buddhism, and other lies are typical religions.

by Think For Yourself October 27, 2007

non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

by Marbarian April 13, 2005

reliterally

Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.

"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)

"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)

by coleProtocol January 16, 2006

Religion

A scheme used to convince innocent people that killing people who believe in insert rival religion is a good idea.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into a tower.

by gay retard --> nigger faggot April 22, 2018

religion

The argument over who has the better imaginary friend.

Christian: God is my savior, my holy father, and worshiping him through christianity is the ONLY way into heaven.

Muslim: No, you are wrong. Allah is the supreme being worthy of our worship. Submission to him is the only way to have life after death.

&&the argument over religion will never end.

by ms. agnostic January 14, 2007