rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

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playing rod

Playing rod is a term for gay people playing with boners

Jimmy I had fun playing rod with you.

by ;()()()() April 21, 2018

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Glass Rodding

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

“Yo, we’re glass rodding Friend 3” Friend 1
“Fr” Friend 2
“What did I do!?”

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

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Rod God

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.

Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.

by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

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Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

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A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.

"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"

by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021

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