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religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.
Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.
by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018
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Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.
"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"
by DatGrass December 31, 2011
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Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.
"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"
by łaco December 12, 2020
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Paprika religion

The Paprika religion is a religion for people who believes in the Real Paprika. The creator of this religion was the Paprika Master who leads the people to the Paprika Heaven.
The Paprika religion is fine one.
by Paprika?! March 3, 2019
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Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.
"My religion will save me from Hell."
by Old-Crab May 2, 2024
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