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Redneck 401k 

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
Redneck 401k by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021

redneck rash 

Similar to the yellow fever but with rednecks.
Vicky:”Have you heard Kim Lee is dating another NASCAR ultra, I swear to god if I go on another double date with her and he does not stop talking about corn and his stuck stepsister I am gonna yeet myself of the next bridge.”

Stacey:”Wow sounds like she has a severe case of redneck rash.”
redneck rash by drac69 August 13, 2021

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk 

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.
Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

Redneck Pablo

Black lower-class person: He’s such a Redneck Pablo.

redneck boujee 

This term describes the hard working, independent, self-confident, non-judgmental folks usually over 40, raised on old southern style traditions and has adopted the concept that you can be the best you without sacrificing dignity or character.
Those redneck boujee people are the best, they are honest and will always help someone in need.

Redneck noise 

Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
Redneck noise by Mommy I Rocky February 13, 2022