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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.
government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
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you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.
"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."
by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015
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I aint reading allat

you will.
Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?
by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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ready to die

one of the greatest rap albums of all time.....if you don't know who made it, you are officially stupid.
Notorious BIG's first album!!!......................oops
by DaMan April 1, 2004
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Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
by jkskk September 3, 2009
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