The Randy Phinney

swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.

The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

sly randy

A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.

Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...

by rannedy March 15, 2016

Sweaty Randy

The act of pouring buckets of strangers' sweat on oneself whilst performing or recieving anal sex

It took Jessica and I a whole day of collecting other people sweat, but by the end of the day we had completed a sweaty randy.

by Ono man gin August 4, 2016

rando randy

A random dick pic

"Damn Jesse keeps sending me rando randys on Snapchat"

by GTAjunkie2027 October 12, 2017

snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 7, 2018

420 randy

When smoking weed makes you horny af

Come over, I'm 420 randy!

by idk2094 May 5, 2018

ronchy randy

A poop that eats ronchy butt hole usually is the biggest kid in his grade and has a girlfriend that likes the taste of the ronch in her mouth

Your a ronchy randy

by Ronchy Randy May 14, 2018