Puky Drunk

A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.

Fred was puky drunk when he started to look out for the bathroom.

by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009

Pussy Taxi

Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.

Example 1:

Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".

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Example 2:

Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."

by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010

pussy cockroach

a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.

My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.

by midshipmanx October 22, 2010

pussyboarding

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.

Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.

by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011

Pussy Fit

Exuberant display of human anger directed at neighbourhood yowling cats in the early hours of morning after being woken by the noise. Usually demonstrated by throwing objects, shouting, screaming, and resulting inability to return to a deep sleep.

She threw a pussy fit at 2 am after being woken by the cats for the fifth night in a row.

by freiheitdance May 11, 2011

Pussy Bragger

A girl who's a nonstop bragger about how many guys are on her/ she can get

1: "I hang out with so many guys"

1: "Oh yup, he use to like me, so did the other guy"
2: "Oh stfu you pussy bragger"

by nene645707 June 1, 2011