Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

thumb puppet

When you are banging a girl from behind and you get your thumb all the way up her ass. Then as you wiggle it you can get her to make a variety of different sounds just like a puppet.

Yeah I hooked up with some strange the other night and surprised her with the thumb puppet. She squealed like the pig she was.

by Decals January 30, 2014

ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

puppy-cat

pup-py-cat. noun. (pup-pee-kat)

A cat that presents with the behaviors and/or training of the average family dog.

I think I prefer a puppy-cat over a kitty-dog.

by turtlespoon February 6, 2010

Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 2, 2011