The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod November 22, 2011
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Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Me: did you know that the word progressive means "happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step"?
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 1, 2020
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Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.
Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.
by blowermcgee August 30, 2006
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Jen is such a passive progressive. She wasted her vote on Jill Stein in the Presidential Election, but never bothered to vote in her local primary elections, where several Green Party candidates were running.
by StillWithHer June 23, 2017
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guy #1:Dude,I would so bang Flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn't speak.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
by KingPuma November 2, 2011
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A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
1. Damn Progressives! They want to destroy our way of life by taxing the shit out of us and making the government run every damn thing by socialising America so they can bow down to those terrorists and commies while taking away our guns so that we can't fight back. Fucking Liberal baby killing pinko unamerican surrenderist welfare state handout socialists!
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
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