president

Someone who apparently sucks. A lot. I mean people won't stop whining about him, so he's gotta be a bad person, right?

"Man, this president is a new low. Back in my day, presidents were patriotic and showed leadership!"
"Grandpa, didn't you say that when the previous guy got elected?"

by Someone you don't care about. January 26, 2022

Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.

T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit

me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A

by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022

Presentated

its a word you can use to say you arn;t good at presentating

"who wants to present?"... "im not good at presentated"

by La dick head April 12, 2022

Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus

Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

Presentation of Mary Academy

Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.

I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.

by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022

President Bush

The title of the first (to come) female president in The United States of America, "Bush" being a title referring to what makes her so unique and special and different from every other president in american history, the luscious unkept untrimmed bush between her strong female legs

"I was hoping Hillary Clinton would be the first President Bush!" Said american number 1. "You're mixing two different families!" Replied american number 2. "No!" Said american number 1. "I was referring to her thick hairy bush!"

by Mandasm May 24, 2022