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by jabo1659 February 26, 2007
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Peckerwood

Someone who eventually shoots himself in the groin while playing quick-draw with a sawed off shotgun. A person of low I.Q., unlimited paranoia and, generally speaking, a southern accent. Also known as a "fucking yee-haw." He loves lynching black people and is haunted forever by the African-Americans who return from the dead to mess with him in his dreams/nightmares. Peckerwood hell is forever! His love of the NRA will be forever dulled by the tiny penis and balls that he blew off his scrawny ass crotch. His final comment, "No big thing!"
George W. Bush is the ultimate peckerwood. He's a drunk. He's an idiot. He's only 5'7" tall, but he orders the world to believe he's a six-footer. He intimidated or bribed the L.A. Times into calling him 5'11 3/4." If he ever falls off his mother's high-heeled shoes (yick), unless he lands on his petrified and empty head, he will be crushed in the fall. During his simultaneously evil and lame presidency, he drunkenly choked-himself-out with a pretzel. Then one of his dogs, in an apparent effort to bring the Crawford Creep back to consciousness, peed on him. Now that's a drunken peckerwood!
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Peckerhead

Half fag foamer train nut, that loves trains, an eats johns salty nuts,and touches himself while watching train and masterbates to the mersk unit train. homo train fag,he would blow his load on a train picture.
Peckerhead took a picture of the mersk unit when he should of been welding.
by biffster73 December 24, 2007
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Pecksniffery

1) Verb.- The act of smelling a mans penis

2) Noun.- Synonym for Hypocrisy
1) XXMistaMechXx (real aim name) commited Pecksniffery

2) The fact that XXMistaMechXx is against pecksniffery is a load of pecksniffery
by Louie Cortez September 16, 2004
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Pecktol

Wow, just seeing that guy's purple car makes me think that he is a pecktol.
by blindman June 10, 2008
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pecker

you saw that pecker over there yo?
by Pseudnymian September 12, 2013
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Peck

1. A action that usaully a bird does
2. Mr. Peck

Pecker: A penis
"Mr. Peck is so hot right now!"
by Rick December 8, 2003
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