Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

porphyria

Disease which affects the colour of your piss

Jiimy's got red piss. He must have porphria

by Jonathan Graham June 1, 2005

poopholed

When someone flashes their poophole and it has poop all over it.

Dave look at this,

Dave: whoa dude wtf,
Friend: you have just been poopholed.

by Jeremys21 April 24, 2011

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

by kopking August 15, 2007

porchuguese

1. The style of porchagese spoken in New Zealand.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.

Ford has been chatting with his friend porch and still can't make heads or tails out of porchuguese.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Porche

Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.

Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!

by porcheeater June 17, 2008