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Pokemonster

People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.
Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."

Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"
by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018
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Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
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Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
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Pokemon

A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other
ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT
by BOB>com November 29, 2018
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Pokemom

Pokemom

Version of the game your friend wants to play with your moms.
Ok boys, I’m going to go play pokemom ith your mother back here right quick.

The only Pokémon I play is pokemom.
by ChristianX13X May 14, 2019
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Pokémon

Demons that aren't good for christian kids
these pokémon are up to something
by ProfessionalRetard May 19, 2019
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Pokemon

Enslaved creatures beat into submission by trainers.
Ash: Let's have a Pokemon battle I'll use Pikachu

Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .

Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100

Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS

Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this

Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019
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