Pittakionophobia

The fear of stickers

Ewww, get away with that!
It’s just a sticker
I have Pittakionophobia, I have the fear of stickers.

by Dlguy69420 November 3, 2022

pitating

a word to describe a certain type of murder where you choke someone in sleep with a fruit pit.

I don't know john, I think sally is pitating my best friends.

by John_hasalotofextremepregnant November 8, 2022

Patyachaar

A fun word meant for the dram-queens in any healthy marriage.

In Hindi, there are two words -
Atyachaar - Atrocities

Pati - Husband

Pati + Atyachaar = U got it!

I won't take this Patyachaar no more. I want kisses and cuddles fro 10 minutes every morning even if u get late.

by smol.kibbles November 14, 2022

Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

PITA

A person that is a pain in the ass , pita pain in the ass.

Person 1 “ oh Roy knock it off stop being such a pita”

Person 2 “chuckling” “I can’t help it Dianne it’s just the way I am, you should be used to it by now”

by Bosslady2417 December 13, 2022

Pitian

A fan or follower of the number π, who is preoccupied with, or passionate about, her numerical and geometric properties—a pi equivalent of a born-again Christian, whose faith in the mathematical constant is as solid as a house built upon a rock.

Guesstimate the population size of pitians worldwide, who long to experience an aha every now and then, just as Spirit-filled believers who witness those suddenlies, breakthroughs, or miracles in their lives and on those whom they’ve prayed for.

by Fasters December 23, 2022

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023