piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

tub piss

mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.

Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.

by white venom October 27, 2011

Piss dick

When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.

Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”

by Hehehahahahahahahah January 5, 2022

Piss Sting

If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.

"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Super Piss

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

by killer_bonbon! November 9, 2009

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018

Piss lisp

The rare occurrence where the flaps of the dick hole shrivel giving off a low fapping sound whenever that individual pisses, basically the male version of a queef.

Fuck its f-f-freezing! I better not have piss lisp after this shit.

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022