Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 05, 2022

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer January 17, 2018

Pigeons Plucked

Getting a pedicure

Child I need to get my pigeons plucked, they are cutting through my shoes

by Jogafl April 17, 2011

Pigeonized

This state occurs when pigeons on their own will settle in ones home/house/balcony and one doesn't mind and continues to host them until the first new pigeon hatches.

Oh man, you've got pigeonzied.

I was pigeonized yesterday.

Last summer, when I was pigeonized..

by hrv'uljak September 09, 2008

soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.

jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon

by myfriendputin December 13, 2017

Pigeonate

to purposely avoid or ignore or isolate yourself from someone, and if/when they approach you, act victim.

Romeo: Hey Tom, I think that girl over is there is pigeonating you!

Tom: What do you mean?! Pigeonate?!

Romeo: I mean, your ex-girlfriend is ignoring and will play victim if you approach her.

by I want to appear anonymous October 15, 2020