Peter-wille

A guy who is awfully annoying and passive aggressive. He thinks he is a know-it-all but he actually just sucks. He is hard to deal with and is better off alone. He might have some good qualities but no one will believe that, because he is the worst. You know you are around a Peter-Wille when the sky turns grey because he sucks the energy out of the room.

PLUS HE HAS A MICROPENIS.

Peter-wille is in the room
OH NO

by peterwille November 7, 2022

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

Peter Gaa

Funniest dude in Ghana, now a term for funny people.

Iddi is now a Peter Gaa

by Sniper95 June 5, 2020

peter weevil

body lice or "the crabs"

Boy, I went out with old Jane last week and she gave me a bad case of the peter weevils!

by Ed Whiffle August 6, 2006

Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.

Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!

by Hammond25 February 7, 2021

Peter Drury

One of the best commentators around. Commentates in the premier league and the champions league. He is also known as the football poet.

Peter Drury's most famous commentary:

"...Roma have risen from their ruins! Manolas, the Greek god in Rome. Wow! Barcelona falls, Messi falls..."

(From Roma 3-0 Barcelona in 2018.)

by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021

shy peter

One who insecure about their penis

Simon Torres Boo is such a shy Peter

by Snoop Dizzle Torres Bajitos September 5, 2018