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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period
I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021
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reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
by The increased gay September 14, 2018
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Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform
Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..
by Goldwinger July 6, 2012
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Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
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Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022
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