by Correlophus March 6, 2024
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by Robgo December 10, 2019
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Get the Texas Patty Cake mug.Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 20, 2023
Get the splatter patty mug.To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
by DrDreidel March 13, 2012
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