pazdyga

a fucking drunk ass

A: Dude I'm so wasted rn
B: Fucking pazdyga

by fuckingfuckfuckfuck June 28, 2021

Paddington bear

When you tell someone you like something once and they then go on to shower you in gifts of that theme for the rest of your life until you die and thereafter

I love frogs but they became my Paddington bear and I haven't had a none frog themed present in a decade

by Fayceache September 20, 2022

piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 4, 2013

naddy puddy

nasty pussy

Girl, give me that naddy puddy.

by foot fucker December 22, 2013