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parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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Bugs+ Parental Controls

Bugs+ tool for parents to restrict features
by Ben Griffiths August 30, 2025
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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
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extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.
My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.
by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017
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Parents

The pain, death,
Sadness, depression, and anxiety bringer after you gay a 78 in math class
My parents beat me because I got an A not an A+
by Acethewolf77 gd April 25, 2021
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