pregnant

when you have a child in you stomach

honey im pregnant

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

pregmaphbees

fear or hatred towards pregnant women

if you hate or fear pregnant women you are a pregmaphbees

by wifeofdori March 11, 2022

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

Pregxican

When your extraordinarily goofy, yet somehow promiscuous, adolescent step-daughter gets knocked up by some random Mexican dude.

Pregxican?! Oh no, not again!! How many times have I told you to stay outta that fuckin' trailer park!

by YAWA February 5, 2023

preggo my eggo

are your eggs feeling unfertilized?

then i would like to preggo your eggo
with
a
non stick pan

and
oil
and
birth control

please daddy preggo my eggo

by prepreggoedeggo March 28, 2023

Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.

"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."

by XianStarr October 10, 2016

kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it

Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017