Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy July 4, 2015

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

pete pattenden

A man who likes the company of other males and young children. He also fancies liberty.

Pete pattenden is a gay nonce

by Big Jenny G May 3, 2018

pete's banana

A very small thing, very hard to find, all the boys wonder where it is, and so do girls.

Kev: Have you seen pete's banana?
Lev: No, ofc not!

by (>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ July 6, 2015

Stinky Pete

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 1, 2020

Pete the doc

I want you Peter. I want you so bad.

But you are taken, so deuces. I'll just go ahead and vibe big bro, since I am just...your little sister.

She says to Pete the doc :
Muraho! Dang bro. I love the gang signs.

by Bare_face_and_a_smile August 31, 2022