Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins

I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.

by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022

THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.

Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.

by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers

Look at the bum goblins

by BUMP crew May 10, 2006

skeet goblin

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.

Get off my dick you skeet goblin.

by Tyrone McDouche July 1, 2009