No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

Pull a Tuesday night

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself

Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.

by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019

Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019

Tobacco Tuesday

The celebration of tobacco on Saturday. Every week.

I can't wait to get down with my friends on Tobacco Tuesday this weekend!

by Cornapheleus May 18, 2019

Gay Tuesday

On this day if you don't act gay then you are gay for real.

Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.

by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019