chameleon text

to look into someone's outbox after taking their phone so that you can copy the way they text, then text people pretending to be them for various purposes.

Claire chameleon texted Jen using her boyfriend's phone to find out if he was secretly cheating with her last night.

by $melon$ July 13, 2010

Rape Texting

Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.

William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.

William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.

by Baby Cut Carrots May 5, 2011

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

"Manial" Text

When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.

Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.

Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.

Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?

by valeritude November 11, 2011

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

Text Jynx

When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.

Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.

Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!

by manwithanorangeforahead December 11, 2010

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009