Shoe broom

To use your shoe to move something on the floor, ie shattered glass.

Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014

swammy shoes

An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.

Thank god i wore my swammy shoes off this 60 foot cliff

by zach413 July 2, 2008

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

shoe sticker

Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.

Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.

by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017

Shoe monger

Some one who is obsessed with making shoes

What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger

by I. M July 28, 2021

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021