sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

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Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

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Death sleep

When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.

Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.

by cpalm08 February 3, 2010

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co-sleeping

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.

Dude, she was so drunk she passed out in my bed, but we didn't do anything. We were co-sleeping!

by Niketha February 28, 2009

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Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.

n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping

OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!

by KaeMERae February 7, 2009

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1. to short shrift sleep. Sleep sharking, like borrowing from a loan shark, carries a high future price in terms of morale, clarity, energy, and creativity.

2. sharking a sleeping woman. Sexual assault Japanese style.

1. I sleep sharked to meet the deadline but felt pessimistic and lifeless afterwards.

2. Sneaking up on the girl in Harajuku station, he sleep sharked her while his friend videotaped her startled reaction as she awoke realizing that someone had exposed her breasts.

by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008

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