baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz July 30, 2016

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022