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Murphy's Law

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault
Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016
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Murphied

to hook up with an ugly girl at a party and then when your friends ask you say that you didnt or dont remeber hooking up with her. You may also claim that you were too drunk when you actually didnt drink
Rob: didnt you hook up with that girl at the party last night?
James: No man that chick is mad ugly she was all over me but we didnt hook up.
Brian: wait but i heard you did?
James: No man if i did it was cuz i was hammered and i dont remember.
Rob:Dude you totally just Murphied us.
by Kelly Biglin November 27, 2010
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Kailey Murphy

A super hot girl that is usually blonde and tan. Is also humorous and very popular.

WARNING: Does not like driving towards turtles!
Did you see Kailey Murphy yesterday she is hot.
by Tommy132 October 11, 2012
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E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop
See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Pulling a Murphy

Pulling a Murphy is when you try to spit MAD game to all the "hunnies" but get turned down by just about everyone, and everything. Also could be shaking your hands wildly in the air, trying to put emphasis on your retarded point of a "story". Or, you could be pulling a Murphy if you are easily convinced by three drunk males that you're an attractive female, therefor admitting you have an abnormally small penis.
Examples of Pulling a Murphy are as following.

1. Worst Pick-up Line- "Hey!....Nice hoodie."
2. Drinking one can of beer the entire night.
3. Being dumb enough to let your friends kick you out of your own car and then drive away, leaving you in the cold.
4. Wanting to meet an imaginary girl named Thelma.
5. Getting kicked out of college for having drugs laying out in your dorm room.
6. In Beer Pong- "Can I have the Power-I? No wait, give me the little Murphy!"
by Screaming In Silence January 19, 2008
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murphing

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."
by owb_boys August 14, 2008
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Murph

To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.
Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.
by WCS May 8, 2006
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