Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

murder hens

The deadliest mob in Minecraft.

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!

by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022

Four Way Murder

When one is able to skillfully kill all in an four-way intersection.

Upon his completion of the task, Erin selected an AR-15 and a Desert Eagle to handle all four sides of the Cross, the Four Way Murder.

by TheTaste October 14, 2018

Fortnite murder

a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.

Yo I have a shotgun in my pants Fortnite murder

by anonymous June 16, 2024

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

murderized

someone who has been murdered, killed by another person

The detective decided the body on the river bank was murderized

by Akela Tank April 14, 2021

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023