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Here's The Motherfucking Tea. 

A short video including the sentence "Here's - *proceeds to bash phone* - The motherfuckin- *stabs a hole in the multiverse* - t e a". Obviously this is a notorious meme that is both loved and hated by tons. Personally, its a meh. It just depends on the edits people did of it.
Here's - *Tap tap* - The motherfucking - *Tap tap* - Tea. -that "Here's The Motherfucking Tea." girl or whatevs

High Fiving Mother Fucker 

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker
Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead 

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

sexy mother fucker 

refering to an attractive person. someone who is extremely hot. someone you want to do the second you lay eyes on them.
erin-looks at a emo boy-" DAMN THAT IS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER"
taylor-looks over-" DAMN STRAIGHT"

Bitch mother fucker 

A person (male or female) that’s a mother fucker or has generally just pissed you off.
*martin hits you* martin wasowski you’re a bitch mother fucker